The game of taking a fat load of spunk to the faceBasically jizz rouletteNot actual semen, thank goodnessFill the balls with your substance of choicePump away to see if you’ll be the unfortunate cum collectorWe’re not going to beat around the cock bush: this is a game that involves wanking a big plastic dick to completion. Set-up is simple and fast. Load the capacious cum-containers with whatever you want to spatter the lucky loser with. Spin the dial on the left ball to find out how many pumps you’ve got until touchdown. Do the same with the dial on the right ball to find out where you have to aim it, then pump away! It’s basically raunchy Buckaroo, but instead of having loads of annoying plastic accessories to pick up off the floor, you just have to get stuck into a packet of wet wipes. While no alcohol is necessary to have a ton of cheeky fun with Jizz: The Game, you can quadruple the banter by turning it into a drinking game. Take a shot every time your slutty mate takes a load to the face. Hilarious! Or switch up your substance of choice for even more wacky ejaculation! Pour in glittery gin for a bougie blowjob, orange squash for a kinky sprinkle, or add flour and egg for the ultimate bu-cakey experience. It’s a bit naughty, but you can handle it. Cum on, don’t be a wanker, it’s only some jizz!Product features:Outrageous jizz themed gameBasically like roulette but with semenFill the balls with a liquid of your choiceSpin the dials on the balls to determine how long until the dong blows and whereDon’t worry, it’s only the likely places: your face, chest, someone else…Get pumping to find out if you’re the lucky sod who gets a mouthful of whatever it was you put in thereFun alone or as an exciting drinking gameImprove wrist coordination and handjob technique
